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The Well-Adjusted Mister Ripley
Foreign Policy, Bell v. Tavistock, and Grace Lavery
Available Items In My Alchemical Shop, In Order Of Potency
"I Heard It's Not Even That Good for Guys": Another Round Table Between the Trans Men Who Don't Want Anything
Kafka's Metamorphosis But The Other Samsas Are All Empaths
I'm Nicole Kidman – I'm A Married Woman – I'm Your Troubled Wife – I Have A Question For You – Wait, Wait A Minute, Wait Just A Minute – I Need To THINK –
Children's Classics with Rapid-Onset Gender Dysphoria: Pippi Longstocking
"Women Were Sexier When"
How That Lesbian Christmas Movie Would Have Ended If You'd All Had Your Way, You Philistines
There Are So Many Of Us In Here And God We've Always Wanted To Be Pigs
Now That It's Almost The Holidays There Better Not Be Any Borrowers In My Damn Apartment
An Exchange: Getting Sir'ed, Monkey's Paw Edition
Caves Are A Suitable Replacement For Heaven
The Boxcar Children Get A Visit From A Relative
Oh, Look At Me, I'm A Scottish Border Ballad
What's Good About Les raboteurs de parquet
Stone Butch Biloxi Blues
Men I Am Nothing Like: An Ongoing Series
Highlights For Queers Presents: Goofus and Gallant In Good T4T / Bad T4T
A Word Cloud From My Bestselling Christian Fitness Series That Never Was
The Confrontation From Les Miserables But The Lyrics Are Increasingly Just The Phrase "A Loaf Of Bread"
Demosthenes' First Philippic
Just David Lynch Flying Through The Warm Shallow Waters Of The Panthalassic Ocean, 250 Million Years Before You Were Born
Sumerian Anxiety Dream
King Food I Want To Eat
Wild Nights Are Not Your Glory: A Disappointing Visit From Mrs. Whatsit
Oh, No, George! Why –– I Just Happened To Be In The Neighborhood
My Horrible Treatment For The Inevitable Film Adaptation Of That One "Save The Children From Becoming Trans Men" Book: Do It Father Of The Bride Style
How To Kill A Man, According To Amadeus
Every Time Someone Dresses Like A Boy In Daphne Du Maurier
That USS Indianapolis Scene From "Jaws" But It's The Boys In The Band
"In Case I Have To Go Off T Someday"
The Boxcar Children: A Word Problem
How I Would Open My Letters, As A Frenchman And The Son Of A Man With High Hopes
My Short Story, "The Prodigal Son" Is Now Available For Free, Read By The Author
Alec Guinness And The Biggest Eyeglasses In The World: Yet More Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy Observations
What Watching "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy" Feels Like
The Laughter Of These Masked Revelers Begins To Grow Grotesque
Steely Dan Participation Generator
Welcome To The Big-Deal Sci-Fi Future, Where The Wildest Dreams Take Flight And It Turns Out Your Chromosomes Were Right All Along
I'm Patrick Wilson. I'm Your Skeptical Husband. I'm -- Well, I'm Just Not So Sure About All Of This
Things Crossing Guards Have Said To Me About My Dog
At Last – A Book With My Name On It
You Are A Fifteenth-Century Flemish Painting. What Is Your Name?
To "To A Skylark"
When I'm At The Dentist I'm A Big Beautiful Horse
Just Gonna Point at Things and Say If They're Liminal or Not
The British School System, As I Understand It
Untitled Molt Game: I am the horrible bug that lives in the town
Bible Verses Best Paraphrased As "Hey, Is It Cool If I Bring My Boyfriend"
The Golden Calf in Art, In Order of Do I Love Her, Is She My Best Friend
You Are Not Getting A Pizza Party
I Fed My Dog A Quail Egg
Things Italian Men Of A Certain Age Have Said To Me About My Dog
Top Guys Have Dark Moods // Something For Your Stomach: All The Food That Does Not Satisfy in the First Season of The Sopranos
Man Of Green Gables / Anne With A "He"
Carmela Soprano and Husband-Ham
Which Misconception About Testosterone Therapy Does Each Character From The Popular TV Show "The Sopranos" Subscribe To?
My Boy Bill, I Will See That He's Named After Me
"Yes, But Is It T4T?"
How August Works, or: The Seasons
An Interview About Transition and Vocation For Natalie Portman's Book Club
Kristin Chenoweth and Allison Janney Bring You "Withnail and I"
How To Play Chess
How To Read A Book
I'm Going Back In Time To Force-Femme George Eliot
Things I Imagine Lyndon Baines Johnson Might Have Called Me Had We Met Prior To My Transition: Part Of A Series Of Maladaptive Fantasies, "Fawning to Cope," and Sublimating Violence With Folksiness
Hesiod's Catalogue of Women
Talkin' Genre: A Conversation with Grace Lavery on The West Wing
The Talented Mr. Ripley and the Second Mrs. de Winter
Hannibal vs. Jane Eyre, part II
Will Graham v. Jane Eyre, Part II-1/2
Will Graham Vs. Jane Eyre: Standoff at the Organ of Veneration
Hannibal, Lucille Bluth, And The Best Bad Mommy Money Can Buy
On Finally Watching HANNIBAL
"Then hunger did what sorrow could not do": Happy Father's Day From Count Ugolino and his Sons in the Tower
The Family of Elkanah
Ezekiel and the Bones
Ezekiel and the Wheels
Is Flesh A Problem Or An Opportunity In The Eyes Of God: An Excerpt
Things I Believe Instinctively And Also Incorrectly
A Letter From Joanne
This Week's Mostly-Indoors Report
How's Today, Today?
An Excerpt From "Something That May Shock and Discredit You": The Opposite of Baptism
On Being Fed
Finally Watching "Company"
The "Something That May Shock and Discredit You" Not-In-Person Book Tour Continues: What I'm Reading
The Best Thing About Very Old Recipes
Hello, Doctor, My Brain Is Clicking
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Badly
Possibly-Explicable Things People Sometimes Say About Cooking Beans
Absolutely Inexplicable Things Commonly Said About Veggie Burgers
The Great Thing About The Movie "Amadeus" Is It's Just "What If Spock Absolutely Hated Kirk And Killed Him"
"Center Stage" Should Have Gotten a Two-Season TV Show Spinoff Back in 2000, Maybe With A Tie-In Deal With The Limited Too
The Prodigal Parable of the Son
Dirtbag Christina Rossetti
Frasier Devouring His Goth Son
Now You See Me: The Greatest Possible Movie Michael Scott Could Have Written While Remaining Plausibly True To Type
What's Well Now
Say, What This Show Needs Is --
Pill, did you remember?
Every Episode of Prime Suspect
How's Today, Today?
"It's Not A Sex Thing": The Chaste 'n' Plucky Heroine, Thwarted Again
Ernst Lubitsch's "The O.C."
Please, I Cannot Compile This Spreadsheet, For I Am A Smooth-Skinned Goatherd
Name Your 1920s Smash Movie Hit
Psst – Hey, Kid...Wanna Cut Your Tits Off?
Things No One Says After Being Introduced On British Quiz Shows
"I Think You Should Leave": The Only Shirt With A Tugging Knob and The Transmasculine Circle Jerk
"Why Should I Change My Name? He's The One Who Sucks"
How To Win Any Argument By Retreating Into Your Mind Palace
Things I Have In Common With My New Best Friends, The Cartoon Raccoons From "Pom Poko"
Talkin' Hermits with Pop Tarot
How To Play Video Games, Part II
Kate Bush's "Mr. Sandman"
Emma From "Emma" Discusses Women's Pajamas
James Bond and Trans Women: A Chat With Grace Lavery About Xenia Onatopp, Cis-Girl Cuck Fantasies, and Taking Out the President
An Oral History Of Something You Liked
Tennyson's "Ulysses": I Hate My Living, Useful Son
More Dirtbag Catullus
Reactions I Have Had While Watching The Final Six Episodes of "The Americans," Without Having Seen Any Previous Episodes of "The Americans"
What Is Frasier?
How To Play Video Games For The First Time In Fifteen Years
Oh, No! You're Religious Again!
Welcome To 1961: Here Are Your Tight Little Male Accessories
It's Time For Some Prop Work! It's Time For Some Stage Direction!
Tuesday Open Thread
Monday Mutual Aid and Open Thread
Where To Go For Vibes
"Sit at home as in paradise": The Rule of St Romuald and the Terror of Perpetual Prayer
Absalom's Defeat and Death
I'm Absolutely Listening Right Now
"I Think You Should Leave": Honk If You're Dysphoric – And I'm Always Honking
We're On A Journey! We're On A Road To Nowhere!
The Boxcar Children, Part V: Gimme Shelter
"I can tell you that John loves gays and transgenders": Further Remarks on Menlo Church
Doing Something You Dislike? Have You Tried Paying Less Attention?
Oh No! They Grew Back
My Guardian? An Impossible Man! And Yet He Always Maintains The Upper Hand, In A Fashion At Once Exasperating and Masterful...Can It Be I Enjoy His Provocations? Surely Not!
Watch My Book Launch Event, "A Conversation at the Strand" Now! For Free and Everything
Teen Angels: Heaven Help Us
You Are In The Corridor Discovering Your Own Desires! It Is The Eighteenth Century, And You Mustn't – And Sir Charles Is Coming! What Will You Do, You Gay Ruffian?
Portrait Of Two Trans Buddies Overheating
How It Feels To Eat Potato
The Sexiest Lines From "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight" Gracefully Compiled For You
The Problem With Boys When You Don't Know You Might Be One Yet, Between The Ages of Roughly Twelve and Twenty-Nine
My Book Is Out Tomorrow!
I Just Met Someone And She's Nothing Like My Bandmates
Thoughts on a Phone Call
The COGIATI...For BOYS
Fear of the Drudge and Playing to the Gallery: What's Sexy About Butches Doing Laundry?
"Since you seem to be so fond of the boys’ company we shall indulge your taste for it this afternoon": Forced-Masc Fantasies in Anne of Green Gables
I've Got The Hair Cutts Fever – All Day Long Men Think About Haircuts
The First Transition and the Order of Melchizedek
Why Everyone In Les Mis Is A Trans Man: Here's All Of Them
Eastenders and the Solution of Plot
I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You – I'm A Redwall Mouse
You Are In Prison Awaiting God And England's Judgments! Are You Truly Joan of Arc?
The Lais of Marie de France: Bisclavret, or The Were-Wolf
The Straightforward Appeal of Picard
What The Tarot Means For You Right Now
"It Feels Like Someone Died" But Someone Actually Didn't: An Excerpt
The Blair Witch Project and the Men's Room
The Deal With Mr. Wilson
Every Popular History Bestseller That Hits American Bookstores Two Years After Its UK Debut
Wanting To Sound Like Everyone Else On The Phone
Shane and Jenny and Jo and Amy