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The Well-Adjusted Mister Ripley
Foreign Policy, Bell v. Tavistock, and Grace Lavery
Available Items In My Alchemical Shop, In Order Of Potency
Kafka's Metamorphosis But The Other Samsas Are All Empaths
Children's Classics with Rapid-Onset Gender Dysphoria: Pippi Longstocking
How That Lesbian Christmas Movie Would Have Ended If You'd All Had Your Way, You Philistines
There Are So Many Of Us In Here And God We've Always Wanted To Be Pigs
Now That It's Almost The Holidays There Better Not Be Any Borrowers In My Damn Apartment
An Exchange: Getting Sir'ed, Monkey's Paw Edition
Caves Are A Suitable Replacement For Heaven
The Boxcar Children Get A Visit From A Relative
Oh, Look At Me, I'm A Scottish Border Ballad
What's Good About Les raboteurs de parquet
Men I Am Nothing Like: An Ongoing Series
Highlights For Queers Presents: Goofus and Gallant In Good T4T / Bad T4T
A Word Cloud From My Bestselling Christian Fitness Series That Never Was
Wild Nights Are Not Your Glory: A Disappointing Visit From Mrs. Whatsit
Oh, No, George! Why –– I Just Happened To Be In The Neighborhood
How To Kill A Man, According To Amadeus
Every Time Someone Dresses Like A Boy In Daphne Du Maurier
That USS Indianapolis Scene From "Jaws" But It's The Boys In The Band
"In Case I Have To Go Off T Someday"
The Boxcar Children: A Word Problem
How I Would Open My Letters, As A Frenchman And The Son Of A Man With High Hopes
My Short Story, "The Prodigal Son" Is Now Available For Free, Read By The Author
What Watching "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy" Feels Like
The Laughter Of These Masked Revelers Begins To Grow Grotesque
Steely Dan Participation Generator
I'm Patrick Wilson. I'm Your Skeptical Husband. I'm -- Well, I'm Just Not So Sure About All Of This
Things Crossing Guards Have Said To Me About My Dog
At Last – A Book With My Name On It
You Are A Fifteenth-Century Flemish Painting. What Is Your Name?
When I'm At The Dentist I'm A Big Beautiful Horse
Just Gonna Point at Things and Say If They're Liminal or Not
The British School System, As I Understand It
Untitled Molt Game: I am the horrible bug that lives in the town
Bible Verses Best Paraphrased As "Hey, Is It Cool If I Bring My Boyfriend"
The Golden Calf in Art, In Order of Do I Love Her, Is She My Best Friend
You Are Not Getting A Pizza Party
Things Italian Men Of A Certain Age Have Said To Me About My Dog
Man Of Green Gables / Anne With A "He"
Carmela Soprano and Husband-Ham
My Boy Bill, I Will See That He's Named After Me
How August Works, or: The Seasons
An Interview About Transition and Vocation For Natalie Portman's Book Club
Kristin Chenoweth and Allison Janney Bring You "Withnail and I"
I'm Going Back In Time To Force-Femme George Eliot
Talkin' Genre: A Conversation with Grace Lavery on The West Wing
The Talented Mr. Ripley and the Second Mrs. de Winter
Hannibal vs. Jane Eyre, part II
Will Graham v. Jane Eyre, Part II-1/2
Will Graham Vs. Jane Eyre: Standoff at the Organ of Veneration
Hannibal, Lucille Bluth, And The Best Bad Mommy Money Can Buy
Is Flesh A Problem Or An Opportunity In The Eyes Of God: An Excerpt
Things I Believe Instinctively And Also Incorrectly
This Week's Mostly-Indoors Report
An Excerpt From "Something That May Shock and Discredit You": The Opposite of Baptism
The "Something That May Shock and Discredit You" Not-In-Person Book Tour Continues: What I'm Reading
The Best Thing About Very Old Recipes
Hello, Doctor, My Brain Is Clicking
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Badly
Possibly-Explicable Things People Sometimes Say About Cooking Beans
Absolutely Inexplicable Things Commonly Said About Veggie Burgers
The Prodigal Parable of the Son
Frasier Devouring His Goth Son
Say, What This Show Needs Is --
Every Episode of Prime Suspect
"It's Not A Sex Thing": The Chaste 'n' Plucky Heroine, Thwarted Again
Please, I Cannot Compile This Spreadsheet, For I Am A Smooth-Skinned Goatherd
Name Your 1920s Smash Movie Hit
Psst – Hey, Kid...Wanna Cut Your Tits Off?
Things No One Says After Being Introduced On British Quiz Shows
"I Think You Should Leave": The Only Shirt With A Tugging Knob and The Transmasculine Circle Jerk
"Why Should I Change My Name? He's The One Who Sucks"
How To Win Any Argument By Retreating Into Your Mind Palace
Things I Have In Common With My New Best Friends, The Cartoon Raccoons From "Pom Poko"
Talkin' Hermits with Pop Tarot
How To Play Video Games, Part II
Emma From "Emma" Discusses Women's Pajamas
An Oral History Of Something You Liked
Tennyson's "Ulysses": I Hate My Living, Useful Son
How To Play Video Games For The First Time In Fifteen Years
Oh, No! You're Religious Again!
Welcome To 1961: Here Are Your Tight Little Male Accessories
It's Time For Some Prop Work! It's Time For Some Stage Direction!
Monday Mutual Aid and Open Thread
"Sit at home as in paradise": The Rule of St Romuald and the Terror of Perpetual Prayer
I'm Absolutely Listening Right Now
"I Think You Should Leave": Honk If You're Dysphoric – And I'm Always Honking
We're On A Journey! We're On A Road To Nowhere!
The Boxcar Children, Part V: Gimme Shelter
"I can tell you that John loves gays and transgenders": Further Remarks on Menlo Church
Doing Something You Dislike? Have You Tried Paying Less Attention?
Watch My Book Launch Event, "A Conversation at the Strand" Now! For Free and Everything
Portrait Of Two Trans Buddies Overheating
The Sexiest Lines From "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight" Gracefully Compiled For You
I Just Met Someone And She's Nothing Like My Bandmates
Fear of the Drudge and Playing to the Gallery: What's Sexy About Butches Doing Laundry?
I've Got The Hair Cutts Fever – All Day Long Men Think About Haircuts
The First Transition and the Order of Melchizedek
Why Everyone In Les Mis Is A Trans Man: Here's All Of Them
Eastenders and the Solution of Plot
I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You – I'm A Redwall Mouse
You Are In Prison Awaiting God And England's Judgments! Are You Truly Joan of Arc?
The Lais of Marie de France: Bisclavret, or The Were-Wolf
The Straightforward Appeal of Picard
What The Tarot Means For You Right Now
"It Feels Like Someone Died" But Someone Actually Didn't: An Excerpt
The Blair Witch Project and the Men's Room
Every Popular History Bestseller That Hits American Bookstores Two Years After Its UK Debut